Thursday, 14 March 2013

How to make others look at you in a different way. LOL

Sometimes, we tend to make ourselves saint? No no no no no, we are trying to not making things gone wrong, so it's very easy to kick up a fuss, or being kicked. Wow, seems like a American football match huh. 

 
You definitely will found it funny after a very busy moment. When we are so busy, usually a team that works together, all the ideas from everywhere starts to go wrong. Every individual has different definition, you can't blame others for their thoughts because sure there will be a fight since everyone is already under the great pressure then you're like making a mess up again. But we always fight. Doesn't make any sense since you know everyone's idea is different. Hahaha

But it's fun. You will find it fun for arguing with others, because it's like a crown on your head when you're the winner. Your glory will pass down from generation to generation because of being the king or queen of argue. LOL we always want to stand out with our thinking because in any moment, we gonna stand out of the crowd, let everyone see you, not only in arguing but all the time. 

So now I've some tips for you to shine.

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Q : What to do when everyone gone mad?
A : It's easy.. ask them to chillax, if they don't, start to get yourself into the madness, because it' fun.
( This is like so meaningless in this topic. Lol )

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Q : What if someone around you is always the great?
A : Say hi to him and try to make friends with him. Because when they are absent, you gonna take over him.

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Q : If everyone is good?
A : Come on, tell them you hate the idea that he/she came up. Because when someone don't like your ideas, you will get emo and gets quite. So scold others to stand out.

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Q : How to make yourself special?
A : Learn something that not usual people does. Example? Tell others you read my blog.

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Q : There are so many people!! What should I do?!
A : Dress like a clown. Try to wear your belt at your neck and tell everyone that's a necklace.
OMG, there're people really do this. LOL

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Q : I want to look the best so everyone sees me!
A : This is the wrongest thing ever, yu gonna make yourself super unglam so everyone will remember you for a life time. Example? Fall down in the shopping mall.

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Q : I'm kinda lack of friends.. no one is looking at me.. What should I do?
A : Start to be someone crazy. Because crazy is kinda equal to friendly. I said kinda, doesn't mean all the lunatics are friendly.

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Q : My friends is so good looking and she got a lot of friends.. How come I don't have?
A : You already said you're not good in looking. I got a lot of tips here, good looking is not the only way. Because I look like shit too!

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Q : Most of the people that stands out always look handsome and beauty?
A : If a handsome guy or a gorgeous girl walk across your eyes, and I suddenly fall down at his/her back and scream like hell, who are you looking now?

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Q : Is it easy to get famous?
A : No. But there are some ways that sound like shortcut?

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Q : Why no one is looking at me but they all look at my handsome and beautiful friends when I hang out with them? :(
A : Try to be topless next time, you will gain all the attention. It works no matter you're masculine or not.

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Q : How to impress others in a good way?
A : Talk like you're getting the Oscar award.

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Q : How to impress others in a bad way??
A : Tell them you're Voldemort but you just do a great nose job. LOL wth?


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Q : Why Harry Potter is so famous but I'm not?
A : Why don't you try to play with a wand when you're having dinner in a restaurant? Make your own water by casting spells.

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Q : Edward Cullen so famous! Why I'm not?
A : Yes, you can. Just get some foundation that looks darker than your skin and start to draw fake abs on your stomach then take a photo nakedly!


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Q : Justin Bieber is so famous! How to become like him?
A : Kill yourself please.

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Q : Lady Gaga is so cool! I wanna be as cool as she is! How??
A : Try to wear some fresh beef on your body tomorrow.


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Q : My teacher scold others very well, that's why she get so famous in the school! Should I start to scold others too??
A : NOOO!!!! Just make the teacher scold you!!

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Just comment below if you got any questions to ask, I will answer you in the next entry!

You're so one dimensional if you only think in one way. Try to get yourself 3D please.
Bye.

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